Kit Demotivational Poster
GO ON WITHOUT ME - But leave...(cough)...the cookies...
A TRUE WOMAN - She rightfully defends her territory... the kitchen. Now...stop playing around and make me a sammich!
HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet
JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!
WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.
EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.
KITTENS - They wear the skins of their victims!
OCCUPY .................. -
FOR MEN WHO THINK - A woman's place is in the kitchen, just remember that's where the knives are kept.
KITTY - What a nice gun deleted deleted
THE TINY BLACK NINJA - Watch out I go kung fu on yo ass... I kills you!!!
CUTENESS - There is no such thing as too much
HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!
DISTURBING - The amount of ammo? No. The Cat? No. The Hello-Kitty toaster? No. All of them in the same place at the same time? Very.
"GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" - Yeah! That's a very wise thing to shout to your wife, isn't it?
THE MARINES - Saving kittens since 1775
HELLO KITTY WINE - Is there anything the Japanese won't try to market to their children?
DADDY - Can I keep the kittens?
YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING - That Is So Cute You Just Have To Kick It?
I'M STRONG TO THE FINISH -
WE GOT HER - She had escaped from the kitchen !
KUNG FU - Kitty defeats Doggie, Using his "Cat Stance"
WE ARE THE BORG KITTENS - Resistance iz futile
YOUR COMMENT ABOUT THE KITCHEN - Would You Care To Repeat It ?
SUICIDE BOMBER INSTRUCTOR SAY: -
TRUE LOVE - It's all about matching up or kittens I'm not sure which
DREAMS - Sometimes, they come true.
HANG IN THERE -
KITTEN SAVER -
SOMETHING TELLS ME -
MILKING FOR AMATEURS -
WARRIOR - If you can ROAR! Ya don't need back up....
MY PRECIOUS......... -
MARK YOUR CALENDARS -
DOUBLE KILL - Because killing one isn't enough.
TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY -
A BLOND CHICK WITH A NICE PUSSY - Got you, you dirty minded bastard.
SOME PEOPLE - Just want to watch the world burn.
YOU WERE SUPPOSE - TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE! The squirrels are better than you! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it
TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat
HANDS UP KITTY - The fur or your life !
LITIGATION KITTY -
IS YOUR WIFE A GOER? -
ITS A KITTEN WITH A HEART PATTERN ON IT -
FUTURE CRAZY CAT LADY - 'nuff said.
THE SHORT BUS - It is kind of hard denying you ride it when it is parked in your kitchen
SOUP KITCHEN POOR - Just because you can't afford food doesn't mean you can't afford a blackberry.
HITLER KITTY -
WHY DO YOU DO THIS? - I don't take pictures of you in the bath!
- caused by a too much prolonged exposition to Sailormoon's animes
BACK OFF FUZZBALL -
ROLE REVERSAL -
UNHOLY ALLIANCE - Does not bode well for the dog.
WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.
RIFLES - The new generation of toys.
DUDE! - Just chill! You're harshin' my buzz!
KITTY PRYDE - OMG! wallhax!!
FUKITALL - For those times when you are feeling stressed out, overwhelmed and unappreciated ...
SASUKE - Look for the emo ninja with the duck-ass hair.
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA -
MIKE HUNT - He really need your kittens
EPIC BATTLE OVER CUTENESS - Pick your favorite.
HYPNO-KITTY - Whatever you do don't look directly at... ...argh!... ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-KITTY!
GANGSTA'S - If only you could be this Gangsta
THE WEEKEND SURVIVAL KIT - Don't leave your Dorm with it
SO SORRY - but your Dim Sum isn't ready yet
FRED DURST - Shut Up (and leave Metal for real musicians)
THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...
A REPORTER SHOULD'VE ASKED: - Captain Kittinger, before you jumped back to Earth, how could you see the planet with balls that huge?
Zombie Cat -
UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.
AH THE GOOD 'OL DAYS - When women accepted their natural place
COME ON -
WOULDN'T IT BE COOL - to have this cat?
SAILORS - The first thing they do on shore leave, is go find themselves a little pussy.
BEING CUTE - Doesn't always work...
WORST DAY EVER -
NASA - Either they lied or I'm buying some cat treats soon.
KITTY CAT KUNG FU - It WILL Obliterate You
STONED KITTEN - see what happens when your kitten finds your weed.
I'M INNOCENT!!!!! - PLEASE I AM TO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!
MASTURBATION - See what you did!
KITTY EXECUTIONS - You've had your final cigarette. Any last words?
WHY DON'T MEN -
THE EDGE -
HELLO KITTY - NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN -
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